My new business idea . . .

Cupcake delivery service.

Wouldn't it be glorious?

Grab your take-out menus, pick a flavor, one quick call, and the goods are on the way.

I don't want to own this business.

I want to be their greatest customer.

Someone?

Anyone?

Please make a chocolate cupcake with whipped cream cheese frosting appear in my kitchen right now.

I've got cupcakes on the brain.

Or maybe, cupcakes for a brain.